Category Archives: Origin Stories

Confessions of a Former Pro-Lifer

I’ve wanted to write this for a while, but am also loathe to, for several reasons. No one likes discussing their embarrassing teenage years. Even with the caveat of “I was a teenager, and teenagers are dumb,” it’s still awful … Continue reading

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In Which Our Hero Reunited With Her Heroes

I’ve started reading comics again. I used to read them when I was still in elementary school and hung out with boys. I wasn’t trying to be, y’know, cool or anything. I just preferred video games and Legos and acting … Continue reading

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Don’t Cry for Me

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. If someone wants to pick up and move to your country, feel flattered. Someone thinks that your land is a land where the streets are paved with gold and their dreams can come … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Everywhere, Man

If the filmĀ Never Been KissedĀ has taught me anything, it’s that Hollywood believes the world is dumb enough to buy that both Drew Barrymore and David Arquette can pass themselves off as teenagers. It also taught me, “Write what you know.” … Continue reading

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In Which Our Hero Introduces Herself

Okay, so… first blog entry. My first impression, as it were. The chance to put forth my best self, because you don’t get a second chance at a first impression. Blergh. I hate first impressions. There’s so much pressure to … Continue reading

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