Tag Archives: accomplishments


Everyone’s a guru these days: make-up, hair, dieting. I’m one, too. I’m a procrastination guru. I am an expert. The majority of my school career was spent waiting until the last minute to do anything. My most impressive one is … Continue reading

Posted in Miscellaneous | Tagged | Leave a comment

We Really Need a Montage

When I was three, I wanted to be Princess Leia. She had cool hair, she had a gun, and she ended up with Han Solo, who had a Wookie, which was like a dog but so much cooler. Actually, I … Continue reading

Posted in Writing | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment