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Don’t You Want to Share the Guilt?

I work nights. On my way home, I pass a Dunkin’ Donuts. Sometimes, I stop in and get food. They’re efficient, they’re friendly, they remember your orders. Can’t ask for anything more. They were trying to serve everyone quickly, and … Continue reading

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Fruit Out of Context

There are cranberries in my chicken salad sandwich. They do not belong there. Cranberries have two only two places: jellied and in the shape of a can on a Thanksgiving table, or in juice form in a glass with vodka. … Continue reading

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